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secret op
Dear Secret Agent 009, OPERATION SANTA CLAUS Objectives of Secret Mission 1. Hunt target. 2. Capture target. 3. Wrap target up as nicely as possible. 4. Escort target to dispatch zone. 5. Hand over target to bomb experts. 6. Receive clearance for nicely wrapped target. 7. Load target onto armoured vehicle. 8. Escort target to launch pad. 9. Launch target to assigned destination. Regards, Superintendent of Highly Interesting Toys P/S: Ensure that Rudolph is well-fed and rested. And wax his nose before launch. |