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Stupid Kid
1. What is your name: They call me Genius. 2. When were your parents born: They were born when they were born. 3. What is the last thing you downloaded: It's none of your business what I download. 4. What is your favourite restaurant: You wouldn't know it, cos its non-existent. 5. Last time you swam in a pool: Are you bored or something? 6. Have you ever been in a school play: Hell yeah, I played a tree. Thanks for reminding me, buster. 7. How many kids do you want: You tell me. 8. Type of music you DISLIKE most: Anything you're singing. 9. Are you registered to vote: Whatever man, I ain't gonna vote for ya. 10. Do you have a car: You ain't gonna get to borrow it. 11. Do you like rollercoasters: So long as you're on it, screaming your lungs out. 12. Ever prank call any1 b4: Yes, are you happy now? 13. Chattin with: Food in my mouth 14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving: You jump, I fake a jump. 15. Are you shy: Yes, I'm shy of just throwing an iron at you. 16. Do you think you're popular: Hell yeah I'm popular. 17. What's the size of your bed: Tell me your size and I'll tell you mine. 18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem: What are you, a geek? 19. Bath or Shower: None. I dry clean. 20. Best movie you've seen in the past 4 months: You trying to be funny. 21. What's the next movie you want to see: You trying to be smart. 22. Chips or popcorn: Chips in a poker game. 23. Have you ever broken any1s heart: I can't wait to break your nose. 25. Are you a good cook: Hell yeah. I cook people like you very well. 26. Orange or apple juice: What kind of sick question is this? 27. Who you last lunched with and where: That would be Tiger. In the Woods. 28. Fave drink: Your blood. Preferrably fresh from your neck. 29. Best thing in the world: Me 30. Have you ever broken a bone: Plenty. None of which were mine. 31. Have you ever won a trophy: Plenty. All of which were mine. 32. What is your favorite board game: Of course, you'd play sissy board games. 33. Someone in mind: To kill, yes. 35. Do you still love your ex: Still love? My love ain't still, buddy. 36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work: Your point being? 37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy: Rat poison. 38. Who are you going to marry: I ain't no priest, buddy. 39. Who would you like to meet: You, then I'd have to kill you. 40. Do you believe in love at first sight: Sure, if you're stupid enough to believe it. 41. Whats your favourite song right now: Boy, do you ask stupid questions. 42. Where would you go for a romantic evening: Another stupid question. 43. How many pairs of shoes do you own: Enough to throw at you till the end of time. 44. Last song stuck in your head: Songs dont get stuck, stupid. 45. Any pets: Forget it, I'm not petting you. 46. Best TV show: Who watches tv with you around. 47. What is one thing you would like to learn to do: How to shoot you. 48. What do you do when you are bored: Kick you around. 49. How would you want someone to appreciate you: This is sissy stuff man. 50. What is the one thing that you are grateful for: I'm not you man. |